config/fancymenu/config.txt

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+##[general]
+
+[If menu background sounds added by FancyMenu should be played when a world is loaded.]
+B:playbackgroundsoundsinworld = 'false';
+B:forcefullscreen = 'false';
+[If menu background sounds added by FancyMenu should be played or not.]
+B:playbackgroundsounds = 'true';
+[A minecraft restart is required after changing this value.]
+B:enablehotkeys = 'true';
+B:playmenumusic = 'true';
+S:variables_to_reset_on_launch = '';
+B:showdebugwarnings = 'true';
+[Sets the default GUI scale on first launch. Useful for modpacks. Cache data is saved in '/mods/fancymenu/'.]
+I:defaultguiscale = '-1';
+
+
+##[customization]
+
+B:advancedmode = 'true';
+B:showcustomizationbuttons = 'false';
+
+
+##[loading]
+
+B:allowgameintroskip = 'true';
+B:showanimationloadingstatus = 'true';
+S:gameintroanimation = '';
+B:preloadanimations = 'false';
+S:customgameintroskiptext = '';
+
+
+##[minecraftwindow]
+
+[A minecraft restart is required after changing this value.]
+S:customwindowtitle = 'ScrumptiousCraft Um';
+[A minecraft restart is required after changing this value.]
+B:customwindowicon = 'false';
+
+
+##[world_loading_screen]
+
+B:showloadingscreenanimation = 'true';
+B:showloadingscreenpercent = 'true';
+
+
+##[multiplayer_screen]
+
+B:show_server_icons = 'true';
+
+
+##[singleplayer_screen]
+
+B:show_world_icons = 'true';
+
+
+##[layouteditor]
+
+I:gridsize = '10';
+B:editordeleteconfirmation = 'true';
+B:showgrid = 'true';
+[If the warning when trying to move an vanilla button without an orientation should be displayed or not.]
+B:showvanillamovewarning = 'true';
+
+
+##[ui]
+
+B:show_unicode_warning = 'true';
+F:uiscale = '1.0';
+
+
+##[compatibility]
+
+B:allow_level_registry_interactions = 'true';

config/fancymenu/customizablemenus.txt

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+type = customizablemenus
+
+net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.TitleScreen {
+}
+
+net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.PauseScreen {
+}
+
+net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.multiplayer.JoinMultiplayerScreen {
+}

config/fancymenu/customization/um-mainmenu.txt

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+type = menu
+
+customization-meta {
+  identifier = net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.TitleScreen
+  randomgroup = 1
+  renderorder = foreground
+  randommode = false
+  randomonlyfirsttime = false
+}
+
+customization {
+  keepaspectratio = false
+  action = backgroundoptions
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_copyright_button%
+  action = hidebutton
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_multiplayer_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 134
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 24
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_multiplayer_button%
+  width = 68
+  action = resizebutton
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_multiplayer_button%
+  action = setbuttondescription
+  description = So it's treason, then?
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_accessibility_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 42
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 24
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_accessibility_button%
+  action = setbuttondescription
+  description = Accessibility
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=376322%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 0
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 48
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=376322%
+  action = setbuttondescription
+  description = Create
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_options_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 21
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 48
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_options_button%
+  width = 81
+  action = resizebutton
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_quit_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 103
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 48
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_quit_button%
+  width = 99
+  action = resizebutton
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_language_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 21
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 24
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_language_button%
+  action = sethoverlabel
+  label = Languages
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_language_button%
+  action = setbuttondescription
+  description = Languages
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_singleplayer_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 63
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 24
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_singleplayer_button%
+  width = 70
+  action = resizebutton
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:forge_titlescreen_mods_button%
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 0
+  action = movebutton
+  y = 24
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:forge_titlescreen_mods_button%
+  width = 20
+  action = resizebutton
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:forge_titlescreen_mods_button%
+  action = setbuttonlabel
+  value = 
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:forge_titlescreen_mods_button%
+  action = setbuttondescription
+  description = Mods
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=button_compatibility_id:mc_titlescreen_realms_button%
+  action = hidebutton
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-left
+  hidden = true
+  x = 106
+  width = 268
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_forge_top
+  actionid = 5547385f-7a9d-40fb-9bd5-d9c2080fdea71681958924901
+  y = 4
+  height = 19
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-left
+  hidden = false
+  x = 2
+  width = 108
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_branding
+  actionid = c27f3517-92e0-4e3e-8ffe-102c72cc71d61681958924901
+  y = 228
+  height = 40
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-left
+  hidden = true
+  x = 198
+  width = 228
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_forge_copyright
+  actionid = 7179503c-dd29-4852-a0bf-198a6e9decee1681958924901
+  y = 220
+  height = 9
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-left
+  hidden = true
+  x = 343
+  width = 13
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_realms_notification
+  actionid = 2faf2cd9-21b7-453f-a692-3a32ec6fc12e1681958924901
+  y = 167
+  height = 13
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-left
+  hidden = true
+  x = 103
+  width = 274
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_logo
+  actionid = 9ad6a363-a7b9-422f-b3cd-987650253ffe1681958924901
+  y = 30
+  height = 52
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = original
+  splash_color = #ffff00
+  hidden = true
+  x = 0
+  width = 60
+  splash_rotation = -20
+  action = deep_customization_element:title_screen_splash
+  actionid = 55edae44-0169-44b4-b10a-4a729c6483601681958924901
+  y = 0
+  height = 30
+}
+
+customization {
+  path = scrumptious-assets/sc-text.png
+  orientation = top-centered
+  x = -201
+  width = 402
+  action = addtexture
+  actionid = 5a723091-f0d4-45b6-bfa9-e554228577f61681959754484
+  y = 27
+  height = 37
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = bottom-right
+  enable_scrolling = true
+  shadow = true
+  scale = 1.0
+  source = ScrumptiousCraft Um (alpha 1)%n%Pack assembled by Raz%n%{"placeholder":"playeruuid"}
+  text_border = 0
+  case_mode = normal
+  source_mode = direct
+  line_spacing = 1
+  x = -239
+  width = 239
+  action = custom_layout_element:fancymenu_customization_item_text
+  actionid = 8217e453-918d-4566-9fff-d6487917a49b1681961827503
+  y = -35
+  alignment = right
+  height = 35
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = element
+  restartbackgroundanimations = true
+  buttonaction = openlink;https://discord.scrumptious.gg%btnaction_splitter_fm%
+  backgroundhovered = scrumptious-assets/our-boi-frank.png
+  description = Join us on Discord!
+  label = 
+  loopbackgroundanimations = true
+  orientation_element = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  x = 224
+  width = 38
+  action = addbutton
+  actionid = eff73c3b-5f3b-4006-b890-9df0e01735db1681961930872
+  y = 26
+  backgroundnormal = scrumptious-assets/our-boi-frank.png
+  height = 38
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = mid-centered
+  loopbackgroundanimations = true
+  restartbackgroundanimations = true
+  buttonaction = joinserver;scrumptiouscraft-um-alpha.scrumptious.gg%btnaction_splitter_fm%
+  x = -101
+  width = 202
+  action = addbutton
+  actionid = 0575d77e-d065-420d-b29b-a9bda479f3101681962479816
+  y = -3
+  label = Join the Server!
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-centered
+  basecolor = #ffff00
+  shadow = true
+  splashfilepath = scrumptious-assets/quotelist.txt
+  rotation = 10.0
+  scale = 1.2
+  refresh = true
+  bouncing = true
+  vanilla-like = false
+  x = 86
+  actionid = d4555531-aaff-41f5-95bc-67f1ba5c39f61681966122748
+  action = addsplash
+  y = 66
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = top-centered
+  enable_scrolling = false
+  shadow = true
+  scale = 1.0
+  source = https://pub-f974a242e3b2477baabd944385481648.r2.dev/scrumptiouscraft-um/notices/titlescreen-notice.txt
+  text_border = 0
+  case_mode = normal
+  source_mode = web
+  line_spacing = 1
+  x = -175
+  width = 351
+  action = custom_layout_element:fancymenu_customization_item_text
+  actionid = c08a4674-5c77-48b4-a03b-4f692269f7b31681966873660
+  y = 7
+  alignment = centered
+  height = 19
+}
+
+customization {
+  path = scrumptious-assets/um-text-brazil-outline.png
+  orientation = top-centered
+  x = -195
+  width = 34
+  action = addtexture
+  actionid = 3d0a7ee7-c436-455d-8a73-bf45d4af55481681968838109
+  y = 63
+  height = 20
+}
+
+customization {
+  path = 
+  orientation = top-left
+  x = 0
+  width = 0
+  action = addtexture
+  actionid = 4dd1df84-3459-4d36-afec-2d4e523f7dc61681969267852
+  y = 5
+  height = 100
+}
+
+customization {
+  path = 
+  orientation = top-left
+  x = 0
+  width = 0
+  action = addtexture
+  actionid = f2ee94fa-60fe-4965-a29f-1856f37efc421681971447411
+  y = 5
+  height = 100
+}
+
+customization {
+  path = scrumptious-assets/modcog.png
+  orientation = element
+  orientation_element = vanillabtn:button_compatibility_id:forge_titlescreen_mods_button
+  x = 3
+  width = 14
+  action = addtexture
+  actionid = d0ca087c-62a3-4967-b74a-da929137ceaf1681974596681
+  y = 3
+  height = 14
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = mid-centered
+  enable_scrolling = true
+  shadow = true
+  scale = 3.0
+  source = ALPHA BUILD
+  text_border = 0
+  case_mode = normal
+  source_mode = direct
+  line_spacing = 1
+  x = -95
+  width = 191
+  action = custom_layout_element:fancymenu_customization_item_text
+  actionid = 34aa281b-757a-43e7-b1a9-ac044c7ede221682310465110
+  y = -40
+  alignment = left
+  base_color = ff0000
+  height = 34
+}
+

config/fancymenu/customization/um-multiplayer-menu.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+type = menu
+
+customization-meta {
+  identifier = net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.multiplayer.JoinMultiplayerScreen
+  randomgroup = 1
+  renderorder = foreground
+  randommode = false
+  randomonlyfirsttime = false
+}
+
+customization {
+  keepaspectratio = false
+  action = backgroundoptions
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=658972%
+  action = hidebutton
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=658948%
+  action = hidebutton
+}
+

config/fancymenu/customization/um-pause-menu.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+type = menu
+
+customization-meta {
+  identifier = net.minecraft.client.gui.screens.PauseScreen
+  randomgroup = 1
+  renderorder = foreground
+  randommode = false
+  randomonlyfirsttime = false
+}
+
+customization {
+  keepaspectratio = false
+  action = backgroundoptions
+}
+
+customization {
+  identifier = %id=504330%
+  action = hidebutton
+}
+
+customization {
+  orientation = element
+  loopbackgroundanimations = true
+  restartbackgroundanimations = true
+  orientation_element = vanillabtn:button_compatibility_id:mc_pausescreen_report_bugs_button
+  buttonaction = openlink;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9lCfOmh7uk%btnaction_splitter_fm%
+  x = 0
+  width = 98
+  action = addbutton
+  actionid = 75fa9da8-b64c-4fec-9022-87268a2372181682233057298
+  y = 24
+  label = Player Reporting
+  height = 20
+}
+

index.toml

@@ -24,6 +24,26 @@ hash = "ad170bba4bca8888f6484cda3153e1a9cdc9c5be81f2ca98c902962d1d606f96"
 file = "config/fallingtree.json"
 hash = "1209f06f7aecfa9168b704f175d41733fe4d26f7fd8dcc9d2a0239f8d4122737"
 
+[[files]]
+file = "config/fancymenu/config.txt"
+hash = "76c9f16d840f94777a36e91c2e8fdcd21255c5c63a70ddf99e120657e67cff96"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "config/fancymenu/customizablemenus.txt"
+hash = "4d1b1fb5cb5441c0579e67c0159a14a0ec0c393db1e378ec81efdb946e964c0a"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "config/fancymenu/customization/um-mainmenu.txt"
+hash = "3f14f61c9e6d6da763dd2a17f90b53488f4518e4089a67ef4ffc7584d4df122b"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "config/fancymenu/customization/um-multiplayer-menu.txt"
+hash = "033c500052bb8ec3d16e8738f536d74b1b99c5f0d5f2cfdf82338f672310a25b"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "config/fancymenu/customization/um-pause-menu.txt"
+hash = "4e970e910fa0c82e856e5318780d38d9d7ea5dd578dbb7237412017d8b02dd80"
+
 [[files]]
 file = "config/ftbbackups2.json"
 hash = "1a3f52aff8fe11c035d5309049a3aa985c49039463ba1b62368407a30a250a90"
@@ -1077,3 +1097,27 @@ metafile = true
 file = "mods/zombie-awareness.pw.toml"
 hash = "d3b835c39de7ef5be71391333e8dec0d72ea44e1c5d24b7bea911769c5adf46c"
 metafile = true
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/literally-nothing.png"
+hash = "dfa42d8dae677507759811c5593fe37a84ae80cf5890ebb61d2494a73111a911"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/modcog.png"
+hash = "1b1929a34ce0d8a74d20a45d0a9bbdaf70a4c37fccaac5b2e2a0b314e009a264"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/our-boi-frank.png"
+hash = "96af150bb8fd127df42ba97651242dc3afb013c5fe23613d6644bc6dbbe9b48c"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/quotelist.txt"
+hash = "1d2af8cd338b690d2f3733fbe7a2044fcadc962b72bd4ab692a6fb9162356e71"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/sc-text.png"
+hash = "cd569c7ddd7a1aedd01af4a83962020593b3d36ac8bfd449a3abc38e35f33473"
+
+[[files]]
+file = "scrumptious-assets/um-text-brazil-outline.png"
+hash = "7f42f0fb239943044325a638c9dabdeb6b8d7196a0d8ae6c6714e33c8b7d0e4f"

pack.toml

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ pack-format = "packwiz:1.1.0"
 [index]
 file = "index.toml"
 hash-format = "sha256"
-hash = "647e5a295742e70bc2160d55e99e6ec2a40d1f25f9c6c36e2dc9079da1d26ff9"
+hash = "bd20d3e156a06d65e7b2d1ba0c89e11947177b170dbd080a11e2335da4b3f186"
 
 [versions]
 forge = "43.2.8"

scrumptious-assets/quotelist.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,494 @@
+The last thing you want in your urethra is a Burger King lettuce foot
+If they had bits of sock stuck in thier nipples, they would probably want to lubricate as well.
+The women are coming in with maximum penetration
+You're brocking my line of fight
+Two in the pinka, one in the finka
+You just donkled his dinkle
+Porn needs to contain, like, actual porn
+I'm hitler in this timeline?!?
+Your making a German rifle, get your French shit out of here Canada!
+pasta la pizza, baby
+How many fingers can i fit in my honeypot
+I like creep mode, creep mode is how i live my life.
+That works for the kid you bully who's mother is dead, but not bees
+I'm really cheesing myself right now
+Never talk to me or my squid children ever again
+Good nudes everyone!
+I get off on stabbing the ones I love
+Help, I have to be an adult, I bought a watermelon!
+Yo, it's ya boi, skinny penis. Follow me on neopets
+Edge is the one with the bigger titties
+I'm going to post something, and it's not going to be a penis this time
+Sexual misconduct is the best misconduct
+You probably won't remember this in the morning
+Oh my god I'm vibrating. Please stop me from vibrating
+If I just stretch my little boy...
+When your a Swedish weapons engineer, you can soup up your penis as much as you need.
+You went into debt to play lightbulbs
+I need someone to cum
+Fuckin physical penetration sounds so fun
+Yo I've got a great idea for a bank
+I'll go get the food truck, you go get the bank
+Clutch or kick. Yea, Clutch her by the pussy!
+My kid got stabbed by a football on the premises!
+Theres nothing better than lighting someone on fire
+So far this is just playing like RimWorld - there's not a lot of raping and dragon penises
+So do the penises degrade or do the penises just get bigger?
+I guess masturbation is a kind of sex
+that's not even part of the sex mod she just took a shit on his face
+last straw was being raped by an animal this mod is great
+How does necrophilia work?
+How do I install a new penis?
+These kids don't really like the fact that I'm grabbing them. It's ok though, I grabbed them anyways
+Nothing makes me more angry than someone fucking up my perfectly tapped hostage
+I'm fucking space Hitler! I meant space delta airlines, but I guess I'm close enough. [He actually meant United]
+I own being pathetic
+Did you deck him with your hand, or a gun?
+Kind of like seven hood and the several dwarves
+"I Think the sex offender is you" "I will confirm or deny nothing"
+See the thing is I just want to reduce the amount of rape that's happening
+My thought was with the penis she would make everyone happier
+I want my shit to be rock solid
+Food's on the menu tonight!
+You can only have a game as long as you have an erection
+JUNIOR HAS JUST SOLVED WORLD HUNGER! EVERYONE WILL GET CHICKEN NUGGETS!
+It's called a sawsall because IT SAWS ALL
+Get in the mood! Heil Hitler!
+Why don't- why don't I know who you people are?
+Could you get me some more adult diapers, mine are all full
+Aaand a kid shit in the pool... Partys over.
+I don't want you guys to be super inconvenienced if I die
+What?! Slavery is just part of the game!
+I'm sorry, are you fucking that dragon or is that dragon raping you?
+Why is the T-Rex raping the fucking dragon?
+Stop complaining about it being cold out if you're a fucking nudist
+Its real life somewhere
+We don't have any new, fresh, or exiting buttplug quotes anymore
+I have a very special pussy
+Yo, is that gum?
+I guess I'll go then. Wait, this is my server!
+Are avocados nuts?
+God created women, and then he said, 'well fuck, this is really great, you can even make them lamps'
+One part of me waifu, one part of me want to take lifeu
+I don't want to have to worry about my lettuce cheating on me
+At least we talked the man through the proper OSHA-approved way to sneeze with a mouthful of cum
+If you look at me while shitting on the floor, I'm just calling the cops
+This conversation has literally turned into me shitting on the floor in front of you while you try to trick me into becoming a felon
+So at this point isn't it just a table made out of dried cum?
+Made FROM cum, Raz, there's a difference!
+Well delete my spam folder and call me a whore!
+You are such a fucking suck, I love it!
+Fuck! Did I just kill him with racism?
+I don't have any gun food! My gun food is gone!
+Big O of count of N? Is that the way of describing a chode or something?
+Yo doc, I got some penis angst
+Owie, that's some Yaoi
+She's going to get high while covered in semen at her birthday party
+Kevin, thank you for your perfect little hole
+I just hit and run! It's so fun!
+"Between American Yen and Japanese Rubles?" "Let's not even get Canadian Pesos involved"
+The owner could be charged if the intent was for the roomba to rape someone.
+Bitch, I cropped mine
+You can't just milk a person and feed them their own milk
+Now if anyone wants to attack me they have to wade through my sewage
+Ever just sit on poop while poopin'?
+Slapping my neck. I wish my dick sounded like that!
+Officer I have not gotten myself into the beef baby
+That's not very nice, I'm going to report you to the nazis
+Gay energy is pretty cool though, isn't it?
+We did it, boys. We solved racism!
+home is where the kevin is
+Is that your cock that's hot fire or is that the 9 volt battery in your pocket?
+My cock violates the Geneva Convention
+The thing on his head has to be alive to smell your feet?
+They need to nerf her parents away so she can actually be batman
+Just fart, you idiot!
+Is mango just his mantra? His way of life?
+I die every time I try to live
+You know what they say in the hotel industry: it's not the size of the turd, it's how it gets lodged in there.
+Sorry for gendering you
+Home is where the kevin is. Home home is where the kevin is not
+I would literally just vote for a rock, if that were an option
+Oh no!! I've just airdropped my new triceratops into the carnivore pit
+I drew a family tree for a project in college, and the professor literally wrote 'That's unfortunate' on the side of it
+He was police officer, he knows how to drive drunk
+I'm not a sandwich
+Funny thing, I've never actually rubbed cream on my nipples
+Back then they didn't even give women orgasms, so...
+Anything south of Canada is pretty south for me
+I'd like to think I've done some smart things.
+So yeah, heroin's pretty okay
+Come to Superior Wisconsin! Just move up here. You can shit on my door step daily or whatever you do
+I mean, you take the poop off the sheet first
+It's multidenominational! You can sit in pews if you're jewish!
+Sniffing drugs is great!
+Obviously they can't leave and be gay
+If your kid's a 10 year old, you're fucked
+Junior, I'm not drunk, I'm robust
+Its not overspending its spending ahead of schedule.
+Perpetual Chocolate Futures is my new band name!
+It is 2019, and not all women have penises
+A Wisconsin business that drinks and eats cheese together drinks and eats cheese together
+"Woah, you can't call crime black!" "I believe we call it dark mode"
+Hey! If everyone that's hungry eats all the homeless people, we solved two problems!
+Literally just explain that you're too thicc for these jeans and clap your asscheeks away
+"Invest in my nipples" "They can only go up from here!"
+I tend to win at casinos.
+Here's a picture of my dicks. Every single one. It's just an army of dicks
+Yeah, I'm pretty disgusting as well
+I'm not trying to turn all these women into lamps, they just happen to be
+Stick your dick in the vending machine and out comes your soda!
+I wish those Mexican guys would give me their popsicles
+My mango is to blow up, my kumquat is to read a book quietly at night
+There is no meaning, life is just a screaming void of paaaaaain... except for that last part, the screaming pain is optional
+Talking about budgets empowers me! Financial responsibility YEAH!
+When I want to spend money, I don't
+I swear if you try to assassinate someone or if you try to shit in the pool, we're going to have words
+I did not choose for the Roomba to have a penis, it just happened to
+Can I copyright 'The Genes Behind Our Memes'? I don't think anyone's ever said that before me
+I just told my dad that he needs to be fast making food, because i gotta eat and skeet. kill me
+I want people to look at me and think 'Old Rich White People'
+Give me your hands, Daddy
+He has only has one accent and that is foreign
+Is he crazy or is he just Finnish?
+I knew when he threw those explosives on that wall, i needed drugs.
+Nobody touched my peepee. She's touched my balls though.
+I am mentally unable to provide you with the opinion you are looking for
+The fucking alien is eating the kitchen roomba! It ate the kitchen roomba!
+I'm pretty sure that's one of the seven deadly layers of sin in this... reference that's gone off the rails
+How do I fish for grilled pike?
+Dude, have you ever felt your arms?
+I don't have a vagina. I can't masturbate, i can only fuck.
+"I'm so sorry" "Why are you appologising?" "Canadians"
+I don't want to be associated with this association with a ferret.
+The anus goes on the anus
+Brentton's Top Trading Tip: Keep it until you get rid of it
+Junior, you're weird in a very strange way
+I'm sorry to tell you this but your doctor... is covered in cum.
+Junior, I peed on the floor. It's all bad. I fucked it. How do I clean the floor?
+I don't want the lactating child
+I think we're going to have to just murder the children
+Are they really a child if they're dead? At that point they're just a corpse
+Does that really matter to me when i'm bannana man. No, because i can smell feet, and thats my super power.
+The best access control is no access
+I legit thought I was getting robbed though, but it turns out that no, he didn't leave the hamburgers
+Yo but what would happen if we used 100% of our foreskin?
+#KeepSerialKillingAWisconsinThing
+I'll fucking eat you, you little bitch!
+the one that looks like child not good
+I mean, I don't want to fuck you, you're just my world
+There's a linux command that transpiles C into C. It's called the C Automated Transpiler, or 'cat' for short
+This is like an infomercial for tits.
+"We're having a deep and interesting conversation right now" "Well shit, I'm just here to make poop jokes"
+Quickly, Junior! I took out a loan, now how do I make money?
+I do not like my name being that close to pussy
+At some point it stops being a goal and starts becoming a drinking problem
+Show me your insides
+If I shit myself, I'm not cured!
+Are redwoods red?
+HOW DO TREES WORK!?
+Every fart will be an issue
+We're building a society. I'm the government.
+Time to get drunk and plan some public works projects
+Get down, turn around, go to town! It's time to shit your pants!
+You know the power beeps by droop? No one cares about those
+Having one person's kidney size written down is one person too much!
+It's people like fatal saying 'Hey, look at these boats. They're pretty cool! What if they had tits?'
+I'm glad that we've been able to have this discussion where I got to hear you say 'Inside out elephant vagina' at least five times
+Stop feeding people people, people!
+Forcing someone into a duel is just SHOOTING THEM, Junior!
+Fuck you, Junior! You've made my life better by dying!
+Man, sex is great and all, but have you ever sent a wire transfer?
+The hole is not a poop portal. It's for fucking, Junior
+If Uranus is high in the sky, you know Dominos Pizza is comin'
+Trade me harder on the open exchange. I wish to be shorted!
+He wants to fuck you and then turn you into a secretary, in that order
+The scariest thing Junior can do: buy something.
+"Use this one for mass shootings! I'm always a fan of those." "Excellent, let's go find a school"
+You can't commit suicide if I kill you first. That's just math.
+I'm in for some innovative exploitation
+A lot of my passwords are based on various didilings
+Salmon Nipples?
+But you know what they say - 'No.'
+Come, listen to my fluid, son
+"Well great, now I'm just going to remember my friend wants me to die." "No, I want you to play video games AND die!"
+Yea, but colostomy bags aren't very fun.
+Do you want people to be sad that they're homeless and that they slept on the floor? .... Yes, you do.
+"Goldman Sachs wants to touch some sacs" "And yet you have an account with them." "I never said touching sacs was a bad thing"
+Brain damage is a good work ethic
+Gay people are french
+Make me a hole and I'll come in it
+The porn computer is the MOST clean!
+"Wow, he assumes that was a joke." "If it wasn't, I'm concerned for your mental health." "I'll eat you"
+Let's turn black and sue them!
+Show me the carmax
+If people are born without lungs, they die
+Crazy, if you talk about scrotums one more time I'm just going to teamkill you
+"One competitor down, wanna ride on my rocket instead?" "That's just how he picks up women"
+Can you have a one-person whorehouse? At that point it's just a whore's house!
+Don't get involved in Junior's butt stuff! Stay away from Junior's butt!
+I only have FOUR kinky sex mods!
+I have hands, I would rather not use them
+This just in: boobs are Hitler!
+Yo have you seen how fast people nut with tools, though?
+X to disbelief
+Why do whores have to moan so much for us to work?
+I'd much rather have a guy hitting on an eleven year old than a four year old
+Some people like their pussy pumping
+"I think I'm a charity" "Of course you do, you little person"
+We just take the energy from the sun and turn it into piss!
+If your goal is to fill up the world with piss, that's the only option. You've just proven that.
+I don't get off to organ harvesting, its just a useful pastime
+No one is going to buy the coffee cup shoes
+IMAP is sexist, right? It only wants to go to mail servers! What about femail servers?
+I'm glad I had an effect on this community, and that effect is that I've managed to get random men across the united states to attach random bullshit .com to the end of things
+"Does charisma affect penis length?" "It's not about penis length, it's about how you use it"
+Rape is fine as long as it's not Gantz
+This guy sounds like he drinks all of the marijuana
+Your hobby *is* tax deductions, Junior
+You die if you shoot yourself
+Why do we have to bring this abomination in where Sam can tell me to wipe his ass by computer?
+"That's racist against Sam!" "But he's white or something!"
+it will be a useful learning experience, lets murder this man
+So right now, Simi, the world is our fascist oyster
+I'm about to appease the Croatians. Wait, no, I mean the opposite of appease - absolutely crush. I'm about to absolutely crush them
+So you want crazy to have to handle your turds?
+"Lunchables are for happy children." "and for sad adults!" "Fuck, maybe I need to get some lunchables"
+Simi is hitler
+Crazy is literally Hitler! (or Chloe)
+Shoot Sam! Wait, no, shoot Chloe
+Can I use the ring to attack his mind with dynamite?
+Damnit! I thought the racism thing would work!
+I wasn't sure if there was some nano-particle duck penis bullshit going on!
+What is this sticky bullshit between my legs?
+I can bustle your fungus if you can be my teddy bear, Sam
+We could keep the slave boy! Does anyone have a barrel to put him in?
+I love watching children commit... getting ran over
+What do you mean you don't use sensory data when driving a car? I just close my eyes and let the data flow through me
+I just almost wanted to enslave a child - HE's dissecting people!
+So we need to keep tit-sweat alive until I get Resurrect or Animate Dead. He will serve me forever.
+"I might have to commit some workplace harassment!" "This isn't the workplace - it's just normal harassment."
+"Wow, she's a nice woman who is whoring herself out for money." "I think that makes her a whore." "Let's not get into semantics."
+I play RimWorld to die - or live trying.
+So you want to say you're an animal in bed? Well, you're rolling an Animal Handling, bitch!
+Out of all the clerics, Lucien fucks
+Crazy, DON'T FUCK THE SKELETONS!
+🎶 Lego in your foot, lego in your asshole, lego everywhere 🎶
+"Why is there a document titled 'Anatomy of a Tower Crane' on the screen in the crane?" "You need to know how crane do to be able to work"
+#Twincest is wincest
+"Looking at you makes me able to vape." "That's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me"
+Sometimes if your bike horn is broken, you have to tape a duck to your steering wheel
+Why did I buy sunscreen? I never go outside!
+You could use baby powder to fry babies...
+Oh, that's a shame, because I wanted to play ballspr- I WANTED TO PLAY PAYDAY
+This is terrible! I hate you. You're fired and I quit!
+Okay, so your monster cock falls off; you are now sexless
+Look at the size of your cooling towers, Chernobyl-san!
+Sam, time for sexy graph theory!
+If the duck quacks, better fit!
+I don't care, I'm here to farm. Don't make me build a house, I wanna faaarm!
+I'm gonna steal your junior. I'm gonna have two juniors
+"Can you quote that?" "What do you want it to say?" "I don't know, something about electile disfunction! I said something funny! haha!"
+"Sim-, no Fat-, no... fat man! Junior!" "Woah, you can't just say that! That describes two people here!"
+Heroin is the Coors Lite of opium
+Woah, Doober, you can't just insinuate you can't suck a woman's left nut! That's toxic masculinity!
+the ability to speak does not make you my little pogchamp
+Reject shotgun, return to vibrator
+If unconditional love exists, then so does gun.
+Are you not OK with me being hostile right now? You'd better check your privilege
+If I ever see you eat a well-done steak, I'm going to ask you to leave - even if it's your own home
+It doesn't make it any better, it just makes it not my fault!
+"If making money is income, spending money is outcome!" "I think there's too much cum in your money"
+"You are the lorax!" "I speak for the trees, and if you annoy me the trees will break your knees"
+I don't want to argue with someone who has clearly only done undergraduate math.
+Everyone's got a blog, everyone's got a podcast, now everyone's got a React component
+So many things in the human body can be described as a flesh pipe
+hey hey Amish chainsaw what is an Amish chainsaw chainsaw nice and Amish
+"Every time I don't give your memory enough credit, you remember everything, but every time I give your memory some credit, you forget my name!" "I'm a fucking enigma, whatever your name is"
+"You wanna party?" "I already did"
+But come on, one neurotoxin wouldn't kill anyone. Wait...
+"I don't think there's any reason that- I don't think anything said he was a crackhead" "No, my opinion is that he's a crackhead"
+Sometimes you find piles of penises lying around
+Racist? if anything, its ASIAN.
+Girls, find you a man who think yo peepee crazy
+Sam, do you see my matching butt protrusion?
+The house got totaled in the car accident
+I guess the good thing is it couldn't sexualize the cargo shuttle because it couldn't find a place to attach a dick
+"None of this was affiliated with Microsoft until now." "By now you mean... 2006?" "I'm using 'now' loosely"
+I'm trying to slap the baby, but the baby isn't giving me anywhere to slap it, and I can't tell the baby where I'm going to slap it - that's not allowed in React
+Doober says south american women play uno better
+Portuguese is just very Italian Spanish
+"I have to go peepee." "Nope, now is not the time! You cut that penis off right now"
+Johnny - shuffle up your deck and play that uno hard. because the devils down in Texas and he's yehawin' hard.
+I don't have a storeroom full of penises yet, Doober!
+If you give me your rod I'll give you my nut
+It's not a problem, it's an issue
+Go customize yourself!
+When if only gene editing was mainstream, we could just change to software develop for trees.
+Junior needs some penis Xanax
+Dude, I will FUCK you with Xanax!
+I have slept in that driveway!
+The shit was solid and forced right through their head
+"Do you want to do physical penetration together?" "Uhh..."
+"Want to physically penetrate with me?" "Who, what, when?" "That would be my dream job"
+I don't want Clash's spicy meat hallway
+They are not kids, they are cannibals
+"And you know this... how?" "I looked outside and there's a man playing steel drums!"
+Simi has an uncertainty of 9.99. It went up on that match because it's not used to you people winning
+Should you train your wife to eat from the bird feeder?
+It's not making me want to kill myself - I think it's a good place to live!
+"What were we talking about again?" "China and low-trust heat pumps"
+You know what, Junior? You're right, this isn't just tonight - this is ever since my birth. I came out screaming about mommy milkers
+Like fuck cat girls, we need cat chefs
+"But that would've required forethought!" "Damn it, then think four times!"
+We have been trying to reach you about your foreskin warranty!
+If you're going to assault someone, make sure not to use a deadly weapon
+Is PTSD a status effect?
+It's not a Waffle House, it's a Waffle Home
+You know, the bright side of this is that I get to see very detailed imaging of my guts
+The bladder appears smooth and unremarkable
+"I don't like planting bombs at André's house!" "What's there worth blowing up?"
+You gotta sometimes pee your pants to leave the hospital
+Have you ever seen a dog penis?
+bro, you shitting lasagna?
+It doesn't taste like copper, the copper taste is you dying
+Let me know what the laws are so I know when it's appropriate to break them
+"I don't think you've ever called me a virgin." "It's implied."
+I want to go to the forbidden swimming pools and experience the flavor explosion
+So you lift up the chute and your penis flops out!
+"Damn Canadians stole my bank" "Can't have shit in Ontario"
+Just like Doober's underwear to us, this is our underwear to Doober
+Sam, I'm in a room waiting for you to placenta with me
+I am activating the 3M tape!
+I'm not mad, I'm just right
+Can I just have my penis embalmed and the rest of me cremated?
+"When I die, I want my penis made into a bad dragon mold." "I can fuck your mother one last time!"
+"I think we should go to the shop, even though Crazy is bad for society." "Why do I feel like this is a quote in progress?"
+Did Conen O'Brian just get a gun?
+Is Junior getting bigger? What?
+36 Hitlers? I need to get some of these Hitlers updated...
+"I'm slowly turning into a mad scientist!" "Yeah... it's been interesting to watch."
+"I put you in my game! You're dating Hatsune Miku." "Wait, what!?"
+I will make you look like Walugi - I will cut you to your big size.
+I think this is one of those scare tactics, like if a moth farts you can smell it 2 miles down wind with a nose the size of New Mexico
+Wow, it takes a long time for a baby to die
+Congratulations, you're now Global Elite in Who's Your Daddy
+A fountain full of eyeballs makes sense
+I paid a LOT of money for this broom, and I AM GOING TO USE IT!
+punching old black women is quite enjoyable
+"What type of pizza should i buy?" Person 1: "pineapple" Person 2: "Condoms, to go on the pineapple for when your pizza gets FUCKED"
+"[shows gold tea infuser]" "That looks like something a gay man would stick up his butt." "I don't think you know that much about anal toys." "I don't."
+"This isn't ska." "This is Katy Perry"
+"Do I need to worry about you coming and shitting down my throat now?" "Depends, is that a promise or a threat?"
+Im hot and I don't masturbate
+and maybe legally we can sort out how communism works
+I much prefer bioterrorism to straight up abuse
+Crazy, you can't cyberpunk your wife into having a vagina, OK?
+Just because you can fuck paraffin wax doesn't mean you should fuck it
+I have an entire internet worth of Carl images. I can just google 'Carl Wheezer' any time
+It's time to sexually assault Matthew
+I am in charge of raping people here!
+Something something Tony the Tiger!
+I think i'm implying something sexist?
+Hey Junior, remember numbers?
+Show me on the anus where the poop touched you
+Halfling, can you tell me anything about this necklace and these tits.
+Ultimately the blame is on javascript and our hubris as humanity.
+IT'S TIME TO GET FULLY NAKED - IT'S PIZZA TIME
+Holy shit, those light bulbs took 30 minutes to download the update!
+We don't tell the aunt to knock it off, we knock her...
+"Good night, you weird Canadian!" "Good night, you fucking... cheese boy."
+"I want to decapitate him" "Okay, that will be at disadvantage because you are currently high"
+"If fucking a cat makes you a furry, what does fucking Wisconsin make you?" "Drunk"
+I don't have free will!
+You're not wrong, it's just I'm not wrong!
+It's just that the french fry harvest this year has been just... so bad.
+Burn everyone that rides bicycles, don't fly planes, and suck your bees! Words to live by.
+I am too powerful, I have so much power I could probably eat shit and not even die.
+Can you Power BI your pee?
+"You get very Becky when you're drunk." "Fuck you, Stacey!"
+I would be surprised if they did, but I've been surprised before
+I just don't think that what you're saying has any basis in reality.
+Everyone always asks what is 3x5, but nobody ever asks how is 3x5
+BUT WHAT IS THE LATENCY BETWEEN YOUR CONTROLLER AND THE LIGHTBULB? WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION? ARE YOU ASHAMED!?
+"What's Doober up to?" "Same thing he does every night - your mom!"
+Wait, you ate food and got a colonoscopy before getting your balls chopped off?
+Why are we doing a colonoscopy on a rat?
+"This sounds like some kind of joke about a 3-person sexual act!" "I don't know, welcome to graph theory?"
+"Did you fail geometry?" "(exasperated) Yes! I mean no!"
+Why are you eating shit? We have berries!
+I mean.... bad news is just news that's bad
+I mean... good news! Ryuzu doesn't work. Get fucked.
+Is perceiving and just... being paranoid an action?
+We live in a society, we don't live are a society
+It just sounds like I'm being a weed - it sounds like you're having an orgasm!
+It's like Pokémon, but with shellfish!
+Everybody gangsta until the farting waffle maker shows up
+Why are we here just to suffer! Every night I can feel Kyle Rittenhouse's leg!
+If he's trying to discredit his witness, he's doing it in the wrong way, because he's discrediting his own knowledge of the universe!
+Well, not everyone's.... not damaged..... dot com, I don't know!
+We can do that tonight, when we boat over to the card game we can offer the battery to the lake for good luck
+Here's the thing, we need to turn all of America into Wisconsin right now
+Your just awake every night to feel your esophagus closing, to feel marinara sauce fill your lungs.
+All of us are people that would benefit from doing drugs!
+Don't fuck a horse that likes doing gimp roleplay
+"We're now masters at going commando! No shit stains in these pants!" "What pants? We're going commando!"
+Alright, were at the point in the night where crazy's saying he needs more blenders. Good night!
+I like the fact that Speedy just rhymed 'Superior' with 'Drink your beer'. It makes me proud as a Wisconsinite
+You have failed on both of the words you used to describe this car! It is not 'perfectly', it is not 'fine'!
+"What, so all Brazilians sound the same?" "Yes, it's called an accent, retard!" "Racist!"
+"You're both sadists!" "Yes! That's one of the qualities of a great DM. Fuck you."
+Wait, wait, wait! Discord isn't a social media - no one on Discord has social skills!
+Denying god his laser-fingers would be sacrilege
+"It sounds like you have a huge problem with this." "No, I don't have a problem with this. I just have a problem with Crazy personally. He reminds me of Tony the Tiger too much."
+But what is the difference between us talking to Spicy and that guy skinning some women?
+The ATF is just a weird Chinese YouTube channel that plays pranks on people and gives away money! It's basically MrBeast.
+"Why did you do that?! He was my friend!" "He's still your friend, because he is inside me."
+Hey, it's the holidays! Time to shave your balls and slap your pigs! Get your guns.
+Time to get a gun! It's like the best knife
+You need to go through horrors before you go through therapy
+Sorry your throat is literally a vagina
+Everything crazy loves is graphs and peanut butter, and they took one of them from him
+Hey guys, remember it's night out in this hemisphere - make sure you're all dead so we don't get caught by the government!
+Everyone can have a neopet - nobody cares about that. It's when you talk about the neopet's big long dong, then what the fuck man
+I just had to make sure I wasn't gonna beat my fan when I, like, shank a hot dog
+Sit down and pee like a man
+You see, Sam, time is a concept made by Tumbles to normalize your reality
+The only thing worse than all of your friends dying is wasting money
+Well, it worked well until I Mountain-undid it
+I don't know what I've done, but that tater tot fucked me up
+Hey, how do you feel about knowing that pubs are the way you get rid of alcohol?
+And that is how the United States government was manipulated by a banana company to overthrow a Central American government
+"If it emits purple light, it can melt steel beams." "Unlike jet fuel."
+there is more fungus than flesh
+"It's like Pokemon, but you collect tax oddities"
+To furry or not to furry. Is that even a question?
+Someone would have to go and murder all of my friends to inconvenience me
+"Are zombies aware that they are dead?" "I don't know it's only fuckin' Tuesday."
+I was grounded for trying to kill myself and failing!
+I'm gonna speak japanese: owo
+Rimworld is mental awareness month
+I went to bed and oh, the fan is snakes. There's a stalker outside my window. I'm outside my window, and I can't get back in because the fan is in my window.
+Please be gentle with me, Senpai. The password is ass
+If he misses our playdate, he will be getting phone calls
+You definitely sprayed your baby powder milkshake all over your bee computer
+Pyro is just the Dad that goes to get milk and never comes back
+What I've learned is: everyone likes to call whatever they're doing best practice, and everyone does things differently
+You two just hit it off like a burning child
+It's 2022; you can't assume sexual harassment isn't gay!
+Present the Bummus: I want the hummus!
+Why do you add ethanol to your gas, you corn cucks?
+You have effectively done the death penalty on somebody's nuts
+The Africans love breeding
+My shit is in the shape of a sand castle... and together
+My mothers up, I better go talk to her and explain the butter incident
+Every hammer is a nail
+"How many penises have you sucked today?" "1.33 billion"
+If I could draw, I would not hesitate to draw furries and sell it for thousands of dollars
+I like to bully colorblind people
+You could hit the dog with a hammer
+It's like you say something to fatal, it goes in one ear, and taxes come out the other ear
+I love the smell of sovereign citizens in the morning
+"Why are you like this?" "I am like nothing you've ever seen before"
+I would prefer it if tangerines didn't exist right now.
+Don't you besmirch my Dad's name by comparing him to Gary!